Sad, Fluffy Ball Needs Sitter

(Dew News) Black and white fluffball, affectionately named Stella, is sad that her housemate is going to Branson without her.
"Ruff, ruff, ruff, rooooo," Stella exclaimed Wednesday, in a press conference held at her residence. In other words, Stella is very distraught and feels she is getting the short end of the stick.

Stella's housemate, Kristina, defends her choice in stating, "Branson is no place for canines, especially ones who despise getting wet. I only have her best interests in mind."

A source close to the quarrelling friends has told us no one will be going anywhere if Kristina cannot find a sitter by Friday. "Stella has put up a good fight until this point, having neglected to receive her Bordetella vaccination which is required for entry into American kennels and boarding houses. Her hair-matting move was a real winner, too, though Kristina is determined to leave. We hope Stella can hang in there, but we are afraid Kristina has connections with people who love dogs and may very soon win the battle. We don't know the outcome yet--anything can happen in 48 hours."