Local college student, Kristina, claims to have found the perfect combination of strawberries and limes to cure all emotional pain**.
“It’s a sweet-and-sour blend that provides many nutrients vital to survival, but also incorporates that feel-good sensation that helps to calm down the limbic system during emotional distress,” reports Dr. I.M. Smart, the neurologist on a team hired by the FDA to examine the truth to Kristina's claims.
Wow! Who knew that feeling better could taste so good! Even more exciting is the fact that Kristina has decided not to patent her recipe. Instead she intends to share it with everyone—free of charge.
“Just place six medium-sized frozen strawberries in a glass and pour Simply Made limeade over it. Let it set for about 5 minutes so the strawberries have time to defrost and mix with the juice. You can add a slice of lime or two for added flavor or as a beautiful garnish to your glass. Then it’s ready for your taste buds’ enjoyment!” Kristina shared on Friday.
**The feel-good effects of homemade strawberry limeade are only temporary and should not be utilized as a replacement for prayer and worship to the God who made the limbic system and the emotions connected with it. Chronic negativity may affect your physical, emotional, and spiritual well-being. In cases of stress and emotional pain lasting more than a short time, contact Jesus Christ directly for a lasting cure.
